twelve pack
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen
upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there
are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies,
''Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when
you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and
1 for Saturday night.'' The son then asks his father, ''What's the
6-pack for?''
The father replies, ''Well, that's for when
you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for
Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.''
Then the son asks his father what the 12-pack is for.
The father replies, ''Well, that's for when
you're married. You have one for January, one for February,
one for March, one for.....''